You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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