My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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