Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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