But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
