Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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