I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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