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I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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