On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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