On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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