I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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