Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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