I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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