So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
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