I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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