Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize