Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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