I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I cockslap morals
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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