I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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