I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
not ubering you a puppy
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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