Taylor Swift is so right about you.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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