i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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