I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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