Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
BRING THE BAGELS
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
