How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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