Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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