having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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