Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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