North Korea, Best Korea!
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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