Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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