U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Duck Duck Cougar?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The power of my boobs compel you
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
