Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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