And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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