is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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