I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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