Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I want a musical about memes.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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