i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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