that's an acceptable place to lick
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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