your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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