I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
