My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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