i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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