i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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