I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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