so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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