Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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