Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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