She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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