I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize
