i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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