He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize