STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
When did angry sex become our thing?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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