She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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