he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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