Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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