I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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